Since society has recently decided that it’s okay for unqualified celebrities to run for political office, The Marionette has made the following list of four celebrities of varying political opinions who would be better presidents than Donald Trump. Kanye West will not be included.

Bruce Willis

The Die Hard star is officially considered a Republican because he wants “less government.” Although he has claimed he is “not a Republican,” perhaps if he took charge of the government, he would be able to make the changes he wants to see. He would like to intervene in Columbia to put an end to the drug trade. He would pursue gun rights here in the US because he believes that making guns illegal would mean that only criminals would have them.

Natalie Portman

The Harvard graduate and V for Vendetta star is a Democrat who would intervene in international situations. She worked with Free the Children on their project to help educate young girls in Kenya and is an ambassador for FINCA. The Israeli-born actress would most likely try to help the small country, since she has expressed her distaste for Prime Minister Netanyahu. She has also shown concern for the environment from a young age as part of the environmental music group World Patrol Kids.

Clint Eastwood

Originally registered as a Republican, the Dirty Harry star now considers himself a Libertarian. He is not opposed to gay marriage and has asserted that he is very anti-war.

Oprah Winfrey

Although Trump has said he would like to have Oprah as a running mate, it might be a better idea for her to lead her own campaign. A supporter of the Obama campaign, the talk show host preferred to stay off the campaign trail. However, she has voiced her support for Obamacare and gun control.

Dear America: Do not vote for Trump. Take this seriously. If you elect him, our country will blow away like his toupee in a wind storm.